MADNESS TERMINAL
Monitoring reality distortions, temporal anomalies, and general whimsy across the Shivering Isles.
Current Epoch
Era of the Fishstick
Philosophical Insight Engine
"Time. Time is an artificial construct. An arbitrary system based on the idea that events occur in a linear fashion at all times."
— Sheogorath, On Temporality
Whimsical Interventions
Global Chaos Index
Critical
84.2% UNSTABLE
Logic Contradictions
1,402
Butterflies Spawned
∞ + 3
Active Reality Distortions
| Manifestation | Temporal Anchor | Intensity | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
Non-Euclidean Hallways | Tomorrow, 4:72 AM | Expanding | |
Sweetroll Precipitation | Last Tuesday | Delicious | |
Color Inversion Field | Present (Maybe) | Volatile | |
Boring Linear Time | Always | Eradicated |
Cloud Pit Telemetry
Pit #04: "The Fluffy Doom"
Active
Live Feed: Sector 7G
Occupants
12
Softness
99%
Depth
Bottomless
Teleportation Log
Subject: NazeemBanished
2 mins agoCloud District (Boring)
The Sky (5000ft up)
Reason: "Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"
Subject: Order ZealotTransmuted
4 hours agoJyggalag's Library
A Wheel of Eidar Cheese
Reason: Being entirely too predictable.