PUNISHMENT CHAMBER

"You really shouldn't have done that. I was enjoying the view."

System: Unstable (Perfect)

Mortal Audacity Scanner

LIVE FEED
CRIME: Applied Logic
User #8492 attempted to organize their inventory alphabetically.
Severity: Boring
CRIME: Cheese Refusal
User #112 declined a perfectly good wheel of Eidar.
Severity: Blasphemy
CRIME: Asking 'Why?'
User #994 questioned the necessity of the raining dogs.
Severity: Tedious

Pending Banishing

Mortal_SteveID: 0xMAD99
Dest: The Room of Wet Socks
Sir_Complains_A_LotID: 0xCHZ12
Dest: The Cloud Pit

Available Timeout Dimensions

CAPACITY: 99%

The Fog of Mild Confusion

Inhabitants wander endlessly looking for their keys, which are in their off-hand.

CAPACITY: ∞

The Cloud Pit

"Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. People kept falling in."

CAPACITY: 1 (Crowded)

The Geometry Paradox

A room where all corners are 90 degrees but form a triangle. Hurts to look at.

+ Create New Impossibility

Pardon Criteria

"How do they get back? Oh, simple tasks really..."

Chaotic Ledger

SubjectResultRating
NazeemThe Sky (5000ft up)10/10
Order ZealotA Wheel of Eidar Cheese11/10
TiberiusA sweetroll10/10
HaskillHis deskBoring

Current Occupants

Logician_Bob
Logician_Bob
Status: Crying
CheeseLover99
CheeseLover99
Status: Thriving
OrderFanatic
OrderFanatic
Status: Calculating
Awaiting
Victim