FEATURE 01: REALITY DISTORTION
THE MADNESS
ENGINE
"A system that generates unpredictable, reality-bending effects. Go on, touch it. I dare you."
STATUS: UNSTABLE
Contradiction Checker
"Detects logical inconsistencies and transforms them into features."
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Flammable Ice
Why should fire be hot and ice be cold? We've patched this glaring flaw in reality.
ERROR: SUCCESS
Falling Upwards
Gravity has been successfully inverted for all users who fail to read the terms of service.
Teleportation Punishment
"You really shouldn't have done that. Instantly relocate annoying users to designated timeout areas."
HOVER TO BANISH
TARGET: MORTAL_084
Crime: Asked a logical question.
BANISHED!
DESTINATION: THE HILL OF SUICIDES
Cheeky Dialogue Generator
WABBAJACK.EXE --INTERACT
> User: "How does this feature work?"
> Processing divine response...
"It works by not working! Or maybe it does work, and you're just broken. Have a cheese wheel and try again."â–ˆ
Ready to break reality?
"Come visit the Shivering Isles. We have features, we have bugs, we have things that are both!"
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